From several people, [livejournal.com profile] colorwheel being the most recent:

1. Take the lyrics to a favorite song (make sure it's relatively well-known).
2. Go to Google Language Tools and translate the lyrics into German; then from German to French; and finally from French back into English.
3. Post the results verbatim.
4. Invite your friends to guess the song based on the newly mangled lyrics. [Comments are screened for a little while to avoid spoiling the puzzle.]
[5. Bonus question: what do these songs all have in common? Edit: Oops, I screwed up on the fact-checking. Only three have something in common, while the other one only comes close.]

A. Evening me means yesterday these words with my daughter, me never knows that you do not even test, girls, It my… Whoa yeah please, like I you me requests please. You do not require me, the manner of showing loves. Why I must always say „loves, “It my… Whoa yeah please, like I you me requests please. I would not like to resound complainin', you know however that there are always rains in my heart (in my heart). I do all pleasin with you, am so hard for him to conclude with you, whoah yeah, why you me forms blue. Evening me means yesterday these words with my daughter, me never knows that you do not even test, girls, It my… Whoa yeah please, like I you me requests please.

B. I saw it dancin by the apparatus of recording me knew there that it must have been approximately seventeen the impact strongly went plays of my song of favourite and I could not declare it, its with me a long time were to him (yeah me) and me could declare to him, not its with me were to him a long time (yeah me) Singin me dear role of Felsens N another Groschen in jukebox the baby thus begins to me dear role of Felsens N concerned tone time to last thus and with me to dance of It smiled, therefore I not rebellion thus and asked around his name that make said to him of Lattich am him all same ego said can me take you the house where to be to us to only be able initially we tightened and were to him above with me (yeah me) were initially us movin and were to him with me (yeah me) of Singin me dear role of Felsens N another Groschen in jukebox the baby to thus begin to me dear role of Felsens N concerned tone time to last and to dance with me of Guitarre cut me said can me take you the house where to be to us to only be able were us initially above movin and he were with me (yeah I) were thus singing and us movin above and with that the same old woman song (yeah with me) of Singin me dear role of Felsens N another Groschen in Jukebox baby thus begins to me dear role of Felsens N concerned hard tone time and dance with me

C. You do not charge me with your questions you me lies of declaring would make are more, you requests always, which it does not completely hear however with my answers you says to me that I do not speak enough but, if I am me, an imbecile these times that I, would have spent me, it realized that I will draw and leaves you the things, say you always thus you precisely give, say your Prosa purpurrote far the things you you are you incredibly charge me with your problems by the explanation to me more than want to say me are associated the manner say you you have to go to stop always thought of us, more than I know indeed, carries out however this one time me me will draw and to leave the things, you say yourself your Prosa purpurrote precisely give you far the things, say you you are lastless, according to any appearance you do not mean incredibly can requests us them higher parents runterdrücken your itself to take outside at times precision to think which better runterdrücken a small number with the place which indices to take outside than the world and all opposes, with that to seem itself Mühelosigkeit to attach me, it knows that this world is not is being that seems to him. (You are) you incredibly do not charge me with your questions you me lies of declaring would make are more, you requests always, which it does not completely hear however with my answers you says to me that I do not speak enough but, if I am me, an imbecile these times that I, would have spent me, it realized that I will draw and leaves you the things, say you you precisely give, say your Prosa purpurrote far the things you are to him why I love you the things, you say yourself more your Prosa purpurrote precisely give far the things, say you you are you are incredible you are so incredible (you are incredible) you are incredibly incredible

D. Good direction, innocence, cripplin humanity died kings, much of things which I cannot define occasions, convictions throws your understanding in disorder the odor and of pepper mints, the color of time. Who is interested, which plays choose us? A small number to gain however to lose anything. A pepper odor and mints, unimportant words of object powering, to match your eyes inside that around turn. Even, a sight to consider itself yeah yeah itself, seen considering itself yeah yeah yeah! This oblique world in both at a side, throw to him are those divide your pride a small number which you can make. Beatniks and policy, nothing in new a stick lunatics measurement, an aspect that which is interested, which plays choose us? A small number to gain however to lose nothin. Good direction, innocence, cripplin humanity died kings, much of things which I cannot define. Occasion, persuassions sclutter your understanding odor and of pepper mint and pepper odor mints Sha Lala Sha Lala Sha Lala Sha Lala Sha Lala

From: [identity profile] lordjulius.livejournal.com


I love rock and roll (put another groschen in the jukebox, baby).

From: [identity profile] twistjusty.livejournal.com


A. Please Please Me.
B. I Saw Her Standing There.
C. ??
D. Incense and Peppermints

At first I thought you were going for a Lennon/McCartney theme, but maybe it's more general, like 1960s songs.

From: [identity profile] catamorphism.livejournal.com


I guessed "Incense and Peppermints" by the Strawberry Alarm Clock for D, and it seems I'm right. (Not so many songs with "peppermint" :-)

From: [identity profile] carneggy.livejournal.com


2) "I Love Rock N' Roll". I'll be kind and assume you listen to Joan Jett and not the Britney version.

4) "Incense and Peppermints"


From: [identity profile] ahkond.livejournal.com


Beatles, "Please Please Me"
Joan Jett, "I Love Rock 'n' Roll"
EMF, "Unbelievable"
Strawberry Alarm Clock, "Incense and Peppermints".

All were Billboard #1 singles except Please Please Me, which went to #3 according to wikipedia. Please Please Me might or might not have been a British #1 but the charts are unreliable.

"Unbelievable" is from Schubert Dip, which always makes me think of the Rutles' "Blue Suede Schubert" (a parody of "Roll Over Beethoven") but beyond that I don't see any connections.

From: [identity profile] dougo.livejournal.com


Yeah, I was going for #1 hits but I screwed up and didn't bother to check that Please Please Me was one of the 8723687263 Beatles #1s.
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From: [identity profile] dougo.livejournal.com


The Beatles, not the Stones!

They're not my four favorite songs of all time, but they're among my favorite #1 hits.
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