That dumb friends-list mad-lib

[dougo]

Giving in to peer pressure. I thought long and hard to come up with these flip answers. But ugh, I broke the script somehow, so I had to add my answers below manually. Lame!

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.

1.~How did you meet cthulhia?
At David's Tuesday night game group.

2.~What would you do if you had never met wrog?
Probably nothing, since I wouldn't remember him. And it's not like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, we wouldn't bump into each other, since we live on different coasts.

3.~What do you honestly think of prog?
Very cool guy, and witty. It's a pity Perl has eaten so much of his brain, though.

4.~Would or did parisgreen and hanechak go out?
Did? No. Would? Unlikely.

5.~Have you ever liked bnewmark?
Still do!

6.~If talking_sock died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know?
Geez, morbid. But: I'm sorry we never met for drinks, it's just been bad timing. Yes, all year. :(

7.~Would bagelche and callyperry make a good couple?
Not really, but you never know. They're both genial types.

8.~Describe coolwhitestare in 3 words:
Cool, white, staring? Sorry, couldn't resist.

9.~Do you think nathanw is hot?
Not my type, but, sure.

10.~Would talking_sock and jphekman make a lovely couple?
Sure, for some definition of lovely.

11.~What do you think of when you see hanechak?
"Why don't I see him around more often?"

12.~Tell me something humiliating about callyperry:
Tell whom? Just who are you, anyway?

13.~Do you know any of stoneself's family members?
Only from reading about them in his journal.

14.~What's luckylefty's favorite color?
Red, when playing games.

15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is evandra?
7ish

16.~What would you do if chanaleh just professed their undying love for you?
"Undying" is a little creepy, no?

17.~What language does parisgreen speak?
English, at least.

18.~Who is nop going out with?
No clue.

19.~Is classicaljunkie a boy or a girl?
A woman!

20.~Would novalis and chanaleh make a good couple?
Actually, probably yes.

21.~Who do you think dougo would be great with from this list?
Greatness is beyond his grasp.

22.~When was the last time you talked to nathanw?
Can't remember. Couple years?

23.~What is bnewmark's favorite band?
Sinatra's band, I guess. or anything '80s.

24.~Does bagelche have any siblings?
Probably. Never asked.

25.~Would you ever date stoneself?
Nope. It's not him, it's me...

26.~Would you ever date coolwhitestare?
Pretty sure she's taken.

27.~Is dougo single?
Utterly.

28.~What is luckylefty's last name?
Latto.

29.~What is novalis's middle name?
"Novalis". Go figure.

30~What is prog's fantasy?
To be his own boss from now on. Also, to roll around collecting stuff up to and including the entire galaxy.

31.~Where does classicaljunkie live?
About 8 blocks from here, as of a couple weeks ago.

32.~Would you make out with cthulhia?
Yes, but... that would only lead to trouble.

33.~Are wrog and stoneself best friends?
Never met.

34.~Does coolwhitestare like luckylefty?
Never met.

35.~How did you meet novalis?
Mostly Looney Game Night.

36.~Is nathanw older than you?
Nope.

37.~Is jphekman the sexiest person alive?
Well, that's a little hyperbolic. Too many people alive that I haven't met. But, yeah, she's about the sexiest person I know.

Comments

[prog.livejournal.com]

That's actually a pretty amusing question to go out on.

[dougo.livejournal.com]

I think the questions are always in the same order.

[prog.livejournal.com]

I guess I meant: That was an amusing question-and-name pair to go out on.

[kynn.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know jphekman too, don't you?

and how!

[cthulhia]

especially because I'd spend the entire time wondering if you were wishing I was jphekman instead.

:p

Re: and how!

[dougo.livejournal.com]

Naw, it doesn't work that way.

[emmacrew.livejournal.com]

Aww, it didn't ask you anything about me.

[emmacrew.livejournal.com]

Though it more than made up for that with ACW.

[lilituc.livejournal.com]

Me, either!

[dougo.livejournal.com]

I'm just glad it didn't ask me inappropriate questions about my sister.

[dougo.livejournal.com]

I thought about you in the question about wrog. I was going to say that you wouldn't have met him if I hadn't met him, but that's probably not true. But if I hadn't met you, then you probably wouldn't have met him. Weird asymmetry.

[emmacrew.livejournal.com]

I had briefly discovered JHM a couple of times before you brought me there, but I kept forgetting to look for it again. So you're probably right, particularly since my joining time coincided with one of his sporadic bursts of activity there.

[prog.livejournal.com]

Also this is the first time my name showed up in one (you know I was opening every one and searching for myself) and you answered exactly right. A+.

I won't do this myself though coz it's clearly authored by and intended for teenagers and the thought of having to come up with more than two snarky answers about whether so-and-so "likes" such-and-such makes me feel very tired.

[chris-warrior.livejournal.com]

it bums me out that i got missed in a lot of these because the calculation the quiz used just didn't like me.

then i realized that maybe i didn't get checked, because showing up on a person's dorstep, saying "hi!", and then walking away, might not have counted as "I have met this person." ;)

[dougo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I counted you. I think it only ended up using less than half of my nominations. I guess I've met too many people.

[chris-warrior.livejournal.com]

i came to the same conclusion when i did mine. it also seemed to hit the same people for the same questions on different users' answers, which was odd. so the calculation is in no way "random" ;) but i'm not QUITE bored enough to sit and attempt to figure it out. :D

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

Ya know, I missed this because I was out of town when it went by, and only just saw it today because I blundered through http://blogsearch.google.com/ ...

I am amused. :-)

[dougo.livejournal.com]

Heh. Have you met novalis? :)

What were you searching for?

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

I've met him, but not in enough depth to rule on the question. :-)

I searched, of course, for "chanaleh" to see if blogsearch would pull up my LJ... and instead I got 50 occasions where my name was mentioned in *other* people's LJs. So it goes.