Yet another personality test of questionable utility

I think I got this link from stoneself:

( Results are inconclusive. )

Most of these seem accurate, but the terms and questions were kind of ambiguous. Mainly I disagree with "hedonism" only being 10%—I'm guessing this is from the three or four questions about alcohol and smoking, which is a rather restrictive interpretation of hedonism. Also I don't see how "mystical" ended up as high as 16%; it should be 0! And I'm definitely more self-absorbed than 30%, this post being just one example.

That dumb friends-list mad-lib

Giving in to peer pressure. I thought long and hard to come up with these flip answers. But ugh, I broke the script somehow, so I had to add my answers below manually. Lame!

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )