That dumb friends-list mad-lib

[dougo]

Giving in to peer pressure. I thought long and hard to come up with these flip answers. But ugh, I broke the script somehow, so I had to add my answers below manually. Lame!

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.

1.~How did you meet cthulhia?
At David's Tuesday night game group.

2.~What would you do if you had never met wrog?
Probably nothing, since I wouldn't remember him. And it's not like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, we wouldn't bump into each other, since we live on different coasts.

3.~What do you honestly think of prog?
Very cool guy, and witty. It's a pity Perl has eaten so much of his brain, though.

4.~Would or did parisgreen and hanechak go out?
Did? No. Would? Unlikely.

5.~Have you ever liked bnewmark?
Still do!

6.~If talking_sock died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know?
Geez, morbid. But: I'm sorry we never met for drinks, it's just been bad timing. Yes, all year. :(

7.~Would bagelche and callyperry make a good couple?
Not really, but you never know. They're both genial types.

8.~Describe coolwhitestare in 3 words:
Cool, white, staring? Sorry, couldn't resist.

9.~Do you think nathanw is hot?
Not my type, but, sure.

10.~Would talking_sock and jphekman make a lovely couple?
Sure, for some definition of lovely.

11.~What do you think of when you see hanechak?
"Why don't I see him around more often?"

12.~Tell me something humiliating about callyperry:
Tell whom? Just who are you, anyway?

13.~Do you know any of stoneself's family members?
Only from reading about them in his journal.

14.~What's luckylefty's favorite color?
Red, when playing games.

15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is evandra?
7ish

16.~What would you do if chanaleh just professed their undying love for you?
"Undying" is a little creepy, no?

17.~What language does parisgreen speak?
English, at least.

18.~Who is nop going out with?
No clue.

19.~Is classicaljunkie a boy or a girl?
A woman!

20.~Would novalis and chanaleh make a good couple?
Actually, probably yes.

21.~Who do you think dougo would be great with from this list?
Greatness is beyond his grasp.

22.~When was the last time you talked to nathanw?
Can't remember. Couple years?

23.~What is bnewmark's favorite band?
Sinatra's band, I guess. or anything '80s.

24.~Does bagelche have any siblings?
Probably. Never asked.

25.~Would you ever date stoneself?
Nope. It's not him, it's me...

26.~Would you ever date coolwhitestare?
Pretty sure she's taken.

27.~Is dougo single?
Utterly.

28.~What is luckylefty's last name?
Latto.

29.~What is novalis's middle name?
"Novalis". Go figure.

30~What is prog's fantasy?
To be his own boss from now on. Also, to roll around collecting stuff up to and including the entire galaxy.

31.~Where does classicaljunkie live?
About 8 blocks from here, as of a couple weeks ago.

32.~Would you make out with cthulhia?
Yes, but... that would only lead to trouble.

33.~Are wrog and stoneself best friends?
Never met.

34.~Does coolwhitestare like luckylefty?
Never met.

35.~How did you meet novalis?
Mostly Looney Game Night.

36.~Is nathanw older than you?
Nope.

37.~Is jphekman the sexiest person alive?
Well, that's a little hyperbolic. Too many people alive that I haven't met. But, yeah, she's about the sexiest person I know.