Found this one from [livejournal.com profile] bnewmark:

Apparently I'm a Random Gentle Sex Dreamer. Umm, whatever! (Why do I keep being told to lower my standards?)
cthulhia: (water)

From: [personal profile] cthulhia

pool boy?


In that link, the aggressive part is in bold, whereas the lower your standards part is not. Try asking.

Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

just sayin'

-- a deliberate brutal sex dreamer (a nymph? moi? who knew? I love that the "deliberate" image looks like tetris...)

From: [identity profile] emmacrew.livejournal.com

Peachy


I am a "Random Gentle Love Master" (and I took it so long ago that I don't have the link for "the peach" any more. It seemed to translate to "you're a nice girl." OK, thanks, I knew that.

From: [identity profile] dougo.livejournal.com

Re: pool boy?


Well, just today my thesis advisor was complaining that I was setting "higher hurdles" for myself than he was. Weird coincidence.

And duh, I know passiveness doesn't get the chicks. But that part's much easier to change than lowering my standards.

It's amusing how similar that image is to one of your userpics. (Yes, those are horns and not big ears, but you don't have any rabbit-ear userpics.) And since when are you "selectively moral"?
cthulhia: (devilgirl)

From: [personal profile] cthulhia

Re: pool boy?


it's also very similar to someone else's userpic (from my dark, selectively moral past?)

From: [identity profile] jfb.livejournal.com


Maybe being told to lower your standards wouldn't bother you so much if you didn't expect the advice you're given to be good advice.

From: [identity profile] emmacrew.livejournal.com

Re: pool boy?


*peers at your userinfo attempting to figure out if we know each other*

Once again, it is confirmed that EVERYBODY knows Regis... ;-)

From: [identity profile] perci.livejournal.com

Peachier yet


Let's have a nice girls club! I am the Maid of Honor. How much nicer do you get?

From: [identity profile] jfb.livejournal.com


Just kidding. I'm a Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer! Just like the Metallica song.

From: [identity profile] tombking.livejournal.com

Pool Boy!


I am now picturing you as a sidekick to Dixie Wetsworth in a Cabana Chat sketch!
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