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([personal profile] dougo Mar. 3rd, 2007 10:58 pm)
I've never had a beard or any sort of facial hair before. I figured I should try it at least once in my life, especially before I go totally gray. So on my 36th birthday I started to grow a beard.


Here's how it looked at its fullest, at a little over 3 months of growth:





Then I trimmed it and shaved my neck. I hated the way it came out, a little too close to the awful George Lucas look, but now that it's grown back a bit it's not so bad:



For comparison, here's my clean-shaven summer-haircut look, from July 2006:



It was an interesting experiment, but as soon as it gets warmer it's coming off for good. (It doesn't actually make a huge difference with the cold but it does help a little at keeping the wind off my face.) The no-shaving-at-all beard was a pain: itchy as it was coming in, and difficult to keep clean when eating, drinking, or blowing my nose (ew). Trimming and shaving was a fair bit of work, and it would probably take a lot of practice to get it to not look awful each time. And even then, I just don't like how it makes me look; older (and not just because of the gray on the chin—though that was tempting me to try the Chester A. Arthur look), and like every other indie-rock geek (or supposedly sexy actor) these days. Not looking forward to that extra 5 minutes spent shaving every other day, but I know I'll get used to it again.

From: [identity profile] mshonle.livejournal.com


Woah, the big beard makes you look like a Unix God, like some of the people I worked with at Sun.

Before you take it all off, experiment with the goatee for a week! (It takes about a week to get used to it.) If you hate that, try the mustache for another week.

From: [identity profile] dougo.livejournal.com


Goatees are so '90s (and I hated them then, too). I will probably try a mustache but I doubt it will last a full day.

From: [identity profile] chris-warrior.livejournal.com


i think it'd look cute, but one must shave for one's own comfort. :)

From: [identity profile] mshonle.livejournal.com


Give the mustache a day. When that goes off, of course try "the Hitler." You might be the one person to bring the look back and give it a new name.

From: [identity profile] mattsnaps.livejournal.com


Grizzly Adams / sysv nerd beard: 2.5 / 10
Trimmed beard: 7 / 10
Clean-shaven: 8.5 / 10

Your chin dimple is too cute to hide, imo. So I can't really see a goatee working out. A stache might work if you, um, want to pick up a certain kind of guy; otherwise I'd go with shaving.

From: [identity profile] cubes.livejournal.com


Seconded. That first pic looks like something that crawled out of the depths of Bell Labs.

From: [identity profile] cubes.livejournal.com


Hey, cool, which location? When?

My dad spent 35 years at various NJ locations, and I spent a while at a few myself.

From: [identity profile] hauntmeister.livejournal.com


Summit, home of SVR4, from 1985 to 1990. I had a roommate who worked at Murray Hill.

From: [identity profile] cubes.livejournal.com


I wonder if we ever crossed paths...

I was a contractor and hopped around, but I was at Murray Hill (comp center) and Summit in the late 80s, and Holmdel before that, all sysadmin type stuff.

From: [identity profile] reynaud.livejournal.com


You were born in Summit, NJ? How long did you live there? I ask because my aunt/unle/cousins used to live there.

From: [identity profile] dougo.livejournal.com


I was there as an infant for a few months, but then my parents moved to South Jersey. But my grandparents lived in Summit until the late '90s.

From: [identity profile] jtemperance.livejournal.com


I worked at SCO from 1997 to 2000, and visited Murray Hill a bunch of times (which still had people who had worked at Bell Labs/USL/Novell).

From: (Anonymous)


I vote for clean-shaven, too.

From: [identity profile] perci.livejournal.com


In addition to the facts that your summer look is much sexier and that all those guys in that "supposedly sexy actor" article need to shave right freaking now, I would like to point out that kissing a guy with facial hair is like kissing the brillo pad you keep next to the sink: it doesn't feel good, and you're completely distracted with wondering what might be living in there.

From: [identity profile] dougo.livejournal.com


Yeah, kissing with a mustache in between is uncomfortable from this side too.

From: [identity profile] ketzl.livejournal.com


Count me in for clean-shaven! Although... I think you'd look wicked with a pencil stache.

From: [identity profile] greyaenigma.livejournal.com


Look at that volume! You could be a stand-in for Jonathan Coulton!
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From: [personal profile] cthulhia

ahem


difficult to keep clean when eating, drinking, or blowing my nose (ew)

and thus you sum up why I don't like beards.

(Sure, sometimes they look bad, or make me worry that someone has a regrettable chin, but, really, the root horror is hygiene.)

From: [identity profile] artname.livejournal.com

van dyke


On the way to clean shaven, try a van dyke.

Oh, and as to going "totally gay" I say, "whatever makes you happy." Uhhh never mind ..

From: [identity profile] dougo.livejournal.com

Re: van dyke


Hm, he pointy mustache thing is a "handlebar and chin puff". How about a "French fork"? Or a "chin curtain"?

From: (Anonymous)


Clean-shaven summer-haircut is so..... umm..... gorgeous!

Why mess with a great thing!?
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